Sunday, November 23, 2003
I'm renaming Stupid Cat (aka Molly) to Extremely Stupid Cat. She caused quite the panic in the house this morning all because she's dumb enough to crawl into any space she'll fit (even if that means she's unable to get back out).
This morning, Stupid Cat went missing, and Jacquie went looking for her. This has happened several times, and it usually just means Stupid Cat has found an even better hiding spot than her usual hiding spots and has decided to make herself comfortable there. But Jacquie gets pretty upset when she can't find her "girls." So she started looking and calling "Molly!" over and over and over again. At the time, I was in the basement playing a little EverQuest and getting ready to start writing at an article for ConnectIT. Of course, earlier I had made a mental note that Jacquie had forgotten to close the door to the basement (it's a no cat zone) when she had come up last night after playing EQ.
Anyway, Jacquie ripped the whole fucking basement apart looking for Stupid Cat. Of course, you have to realize we have a storage room downstairs that resembles ground zero of a nuclear catastrophe. In theory, that was where Stupid Cat was hiding. After well over an hour of searching the house top to bottom, bottom to top and back again, Jacquie finally came across the feline moron stuck in a corner somewhere within the storage room.
Yes, Stupid Cat had wandered into the storage room and crawled into an area that she was unable to get out of. If not for Jacquie's persistence, I'm sure she would've died in there. So again, I reiterate: I'm changing Stupid Cat's name to Extremely Stupid Cat.
This morning, Stupid Cat went missing, and Jacquie went looking for her. This has happened several times, and it usually just means Stupid Cat has found an even better hiding spot than her usual hiding spots and has decided to make herself comfortable there. But Jacquie gets pretty upset when she can't find her "girls." So she started looking and calling "Molly!" over and over and over again. At the time, I was in the basement playing a little EverQuest and getting ready to start writing at an article for ConnectIT. Of course, earlier I had made a mental note that Jacquie had forgotten to close the door to the basement (it's a no cat zone) when she had come up last night after playing EQ.
Anyway, Jacquie ripped the whole fucking basement apart looking for Stupid Cat. Of course, you have to realize we have a storage room downstairs that resembles ground zero of a nuclear catastrophe. In theory, that was where Stupid Cat was hiding. After well over an hour of searching the house top to bottom, bottom to top and back again, Jacquie finally came across the feline moron stuck in a corner somewhere within the storage room.
Yes, Stupid Cat had wandered into the storage room and crawled into an area that she was unable to get out of. If not for Jacquie's persistence, I'm sure she would've died in there. So again, I reiterate: I'm changing Stupid Cat's name to Extremely Stupid Cat.
// posted by Chris @ 1:20 PM 
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