Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Geekly Thought of the Day
Ever wonder why there are never any bathrooms in dungeons? When I run Dungeons & Dragons adventures in underground complexes, few rooms are ever described as "smells like urine" or "there's a big pile of shit in one corner." Why is that? Do monsters not excrete? Or are do they hold it and then go outside so as not to leave any droppings in the dungeon? Or are there bathrooms hidden behind secret doors? Hmm...
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I distinctly recall descriptions of a "closet full of shit" in the Moathouse of the Temple of Elemental Evil, not to mention rooms that are "covered in shit ... just shit everywhere" or smell generally foul.
But, to add to the geekdom, there was only 1 bathroom in the Enterprise-D and I'm pretty sure everyone piled into Kirk's room for a quick tinkle during the first one.
Just be sure to knock first!
Z.
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But, to add to the geekdom, there was only 1 bathroom in the Enterprise-D and I'm pretty sure everyone piled into Kirk's room for a quick tinkle during the first one.
Just be sure to knock first!
Z.
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