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Jacquie whined at me last night until I agreed to sit down and watch Troy with her. Here's a big shocker: I thought it sucked. The characters were whiny bitches, and I seriously wanted to take Orlando Bloom out back and introduce his face to my battle axe (yes, I have a battle axe -- don't fuck with me). And honestly, what the hell was with the fake English accents? It's a movie set in Ancient fucking Greece, not England, but there they were -- Americans putting on fake English accents and pretending to be Greeks. What the fuck?