Thursday, April 24, 2008
I've lost the ability to be polite to door-to-door religion peddlers. They seem to be coming around lately with alarming frequency, so when I opened the door a few minutes ago to two men that were obviously here to sell me on Jesus (the Jesus Christ buttons on their jackets gave them away), I rolled my eyes, called out "I'm not interested" and started closing the door.
"Do you know of our message?" the younger of the two called back.
Just before the door closed, I yelled back (over my idiotic, barking dogs): "I don't care."
Slam. Click. Locked. Gone.
Would I get arrested if I met these assholes at the door with a Super Soaker? They're really starting to piss me right off.
"Do you know of our message?" the younger of the two called back.
Just before the door closed, I yelled back (over my idiotic, barking dogs): "I don't care."
Slam. Click. Locked. Gone.
Would I get arrested if I met these assholes at the door with a Super Soaker? They're really starting to piss me right off.
// posted by Chris @ 1:56 PM 
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Maybe you can put a warning sign on the door it will be ok. Seems to work for drug companies (caution this anti-allergy medication may cause, drowsiness, head-ache, sneezing, cough, spleen degridation, testicular shrinkage and potentially death).
Fair warning seems, well ... fair.
Fair warning seems, well ... fair.
Don't know about there, but in the states it's likely they could have you arrested for assualt. Yes, even though it's just water.
Doesn't seem fair since they're the ones intruding.
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Doesn't seem fair since they're the ones intruding.
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